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prankprincess123:

karlyanalora:

retirement-home-rumble:

karlyanalora:

retirement-home-rumble:

Retirement Home Rumble: Round 3

Side B

Alfred Pennyworth from DC comicsALT
Master Wu from Ninjago and Wilfred Mott from Doctor Who.  They are on an outer space backgroundALT


Alfred Pennyworth (60s-90s) vs Wilfred Mott (~80s) and Sensei Wu (1,000+)

Alfred (Batman)

Wulf (Doctor Who and Ninjago)

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Keep reading

We are in the tie zone (I think?) which I am thrilled for. But Team Wulf could use a few more votes just to be safe.

And if they tie, that means Alfred gets to train the Ninja for a day. The poor dears.

We are indeed in the tie zone, but just barely

No! We have left the tie zone! Please, vote Team Wulf! Wu and Alfred would drink tea together.

Wilf would also be drinking tea with them!

brionysea:

fictional characters only start expressing aromantic sentiments (eg. “i don’t get crushes” “i’m not looking for anyone” “i don’t wanna fall in love”) when they’re about to be proven wrong. it’s fucking rude. you can’t only use our language when you’re about to devalue our experiences and imply we need to be fixed. you owe us actual aro characters. where are they

ublock-origin:

crtter:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

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This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:

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They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.

brazilian pizza keeps winning

hedgehog-moss:

I didn’t realise this until adulthood but handmade birthday piñatas are the apex of parental devotion. I spent the week cooking for my ravenous teenage cousins and felt a bit crestfallen at times that I was spending so long making something that was going to disappear within minutes—but with piñatas it’s so much worse, they exist to be savagely maimed. Year after year my father asked his kids what shape they wanted this year’s piñatas to be and he spent weeks painstakingly making them in the basement after work, only to watch a bunch of oversugared bat-wielding kids gleefully destroy them in less than 10 minutes. 

I mentioned this to him and he said he remembered researching tarantula anatomy for the giant spider piñata I asked for when I was 4, trying to make the fangs the right shape and to cut the crepe paper into very thin ribbons so the thing would look appropriately fuzzy, and I was like “and I don’t even remember it because I was four!! spending so long building a beautiful object only so your kids will have fun destroying it, knowing they won’t even remember it, is such a selfless endeavour” and he said “my other motivation was that you said you wanted the spider to look real & scary so the kids at your birthday party would be terrified of it and you’d get to scoop up all the candy and I wanted to support your slyness & ambition”

sygol:

wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people

mybigfatgaylife:

worth-beyond-a-number-scale:

squirreltastic:

worth-beyond-a-number-scale:

zombie-luna:

I don’t know whether or not this is true, but I’m reblogging this because we live in a world where the third search result when I tried researching the validity of this information was a link to an article about a weight loss product.

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The second search result had included the slur “ob*se” in the title of the article.

There are seriously people who tell me fat people aren’t oppressed. Meanwhile, trying to find information about how to keep a fat person from drying in a car crash is met with links to products that make dirty money off of how society views my body.

I immediately gave up trying to research this.

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The tiktok is correct. Basically it’s about arranging your belt so it there is an accident the pressure is in your strongest bones.

“Seatbelt should be across your hips rather than your stomach for everyone, but i think it’s more common for fat people to wear seatbelts over the stomach

Pelvic bones are strong and sturdy, and you’re going to be MUCH less likely to injure internal organs and such when you suddenly slam into a nylon belt”

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Text and photos by @thejacespace

I wanted to put both of these reblogs in one reblog chain since this is helpful information. Thank you both for giving more information than fatphobic Google did.

Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.

glitterdustcyclops:

worrywrite:

clusterduck28:

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So I think the best strat here is for the users who did get the new layout to just stop using the desktop version of the site for a while, like a week or a month or however long their ‘experiment’ is supposed to last, while the users who didn’t get the new layout should keep using the desktop version like normal or, perhaps, use it even more than usual.

My guess is that they’re doing basic A/B testing on the new layout to see if it would boost engagement: the userbase is split roughly 50/50 between the 2 versions and they are going to be comparing the engagement data between the 2 groups of users to see if it’s worth it switching everyone to the new layout or not.

Basically, if you got the new layout and don’t like it - don’t use it. If engagement metrics of group B (new layout) are lower than those of group A (no change), the experiment will be considered a failure and they will have to reverse the change.

If your tumblr suddenly looks like twitter - it’s a sign to log off and go touch some grass! (or just use the mobile app since that engagement data isn’t relevant to this particular experiment)

Don’t just not use it, send feedback too!

There’s a “contact us” option to send feedback about features being launched. GIVE FEEDBACK IN THE APPROPRIATE SPACE!

Not to “As a professional UX researcher” on this thread, but yeah, as a professional UX researcher, now is the exact time to provide clear (but kind!! the poor UX team is usually not responsible for these decisions) feedback on what your thoughts are in regards to this change.

In my job, if I were doing an AB test on a site layout and every person I interviewed said “I hate it, it looks like knockoff twitter, please put the old one back” then I would be very excited to include a nice little bullet point in my report that says “[x] number of participants disliked the new layout :)”

vapboy:

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

marciaillust:

the way tumblr is trying to distance itself from being a blogging platform is fucking. infuriating!!

like do you not know this is your strength!!! I want to be able to visit other people’s pages that have been CUSTOM MADE for their purpose!!! ARTISTS HAVE LINKS AND TAGS FOR THEIR ART!!!  COMMUNITIES AND HELP/TUTORIAL BLOGS HAVE TAGS FOR SPECIFIC QUIERIES!!! WRITERS CAN LINK ME TO THEIR STORIES!!! IT HELPS BOTH THE POSTERS AND THE CONSUMERS TO MODERATE THE EXPERIENCE TO THEIR LIKING!!!!

SENDING PEOPLE TO THAT UNSLIGHTLY “BOARD” OF A “BLOG” THAT APPEARS NOW WHEN YOU CLICK THE NAME OF THE BLOG INSTEAD OF SENDING YOU TO THE ACTUAL BLOG IS SUCH A DUMBASS MOVE? IT DOESNT EVEN ALLOW LINKS!!! I CANT DO SHIT ON THERE!!! I CANT FIND WHAT IM THERE FOR!!!! IT MAKES ME NOT WANT TO USE IT!!!!

TUMBLR IS/USED TO BE THE MOST FLEXIBLE AND THAT WAS ITS BIGGEST MERIT!!! YOU HAVE ONE OF THE BEST TAGGING SYSTEMS AND YOU WONT LET ME USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL!!! 

YOU CAN FOSTER COMMUNITIES, YOU LET PEOPLE KEEP MULTIPLE SIDE BLOGS WITHOUT HAVING TO SIGN IN WITH A DIFFERENT EMAIL, YOU ALLOW VIDEOS AND AUDIO AND +4 PHOTOS PER POST!!!! TWITTER CANT HAVE THAT!! TIKTOK CANT HAVE THAT!! REDDIT CANT HAVE THAT!!! FACEBOOK CANT HAVE THAT!!!

IM SO SICK OF THIS TWITTERIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theskyrose:

creative-anchorage:

anexperimentallife:

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[I.D. 1st image depicts a tweet that reads, Hot take: I actually like when people bring up how they relate to my situation. I don’t assume they’re trying to steal the spotlight or one-up me. I see it as a person trying to help however they can by connecting & being vulernable w me, as we should if we want community. A reply reads, its so nice sharing the feelings and going back and forth. the “oh im sorry” just feels like placeholder to me.

2nd image depicts some tags on a reblogged version of this post. They read, sometimes there’s no advice to give, and all you can do is let people know you understand how they feel, no one wants boring platitudes anyway.

3rd image depicts some tags on a reblogged version of this post. They read, yeah idk why people started pretending like this is a bad thing, ‘youre not in this alone’ and 'im willing to show you my vulnerable side too’, are such kind and human sentiments. End I.D.]