Off to our caravan until Saturday, which means no internet. Bye!
On a murderous rampage my character has cornered yours. What does your character say in 10 words or less to try and save their skin?
Elfy had cornered Steamwing, levitating the stolen spear right in front of his chest. But when she heard the words, she stopped. Her mind may have snapped, but her curiosity seems to be intact. “W-what?” she said, like he had just told her the sun was green.
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
Imagine muggle-borns arranging a mini-con in the Room of Requirements in the middle of the school year.
Imagine muggle-borns smuggling in their favorite movies/TV shows on DVDs or memory sticks at the start of the semester and having movie nights in the Room of Requirements.
Imagine muggle-borns from every Hogwarts house using the Room of Requirements as a gathering place to do muggle activities.
I lost my tumblr virginity today
I exceeded my post limit
I am a changed wizard
I have yet to hit the post limit
Did that on exams day
Does anyone know how many posts the post limit is? I have yet to hit it too.
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
Just imagine though in care of magical creatures class one day Hagrid is about to lead a bunch of students to see some new beastie and he goes “Are ya ready kids?”
and suddenly a few muggleborns in the class scream at the top of their lungs “AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!” and half the class is on the ground laughing while Hagrid and all the pureblood kids just stare totally bewildered
I love how the greatest joke in anime history is even joked about in anime.